Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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