Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Randomize
