i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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