I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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