Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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