You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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