His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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