she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Mom said you looked used
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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