Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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