I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
