So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
