Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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