everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I need to sanitize my soul.
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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