Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He kissed a someone with a penis
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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