did you get engaged???
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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