And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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