no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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