Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just cut my nipple shaving
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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