Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
