what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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