Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
