sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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