official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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