I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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