For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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