she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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