I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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