Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
sex in a hospital.. check
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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