You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize