She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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