Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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