ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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