I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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