babies were throwing up all over the place
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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