Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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