what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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