Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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