I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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