wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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