i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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