batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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