oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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