I cockslap morals
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
