remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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