shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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