these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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