He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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