we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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