Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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