I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Also, beer. Big fan.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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