Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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