Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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