the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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