There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are