everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?