When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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